Wednesday, March 23, 2011
ThAnKQ .....CoFFee FoR aLL
Monday, March 21, 2011
Pesanan Buat Isteri dan Bakal Isteri
(Perkara yang suami tak suka....tolong jangan buat walau nampak lucu)
1. Memperkecil suami dihadapan orang lain antara sedar dan tidak. Walaupun ianya benar ie. "hubby i tu kan kan..siang ikan pun dia tak tau.. bla bla bla "
2. Menggangu suami dengan menelefon dia terlampau selalu sangat dan selalu dimasa yang salah. ie"hello abang ada meeting ker tu, sorry la cuma nak cakap..malam nih kita masak sardine jer ..ok tak "
3. Terlalu suka mengemas rumah / mengalihkan barang sampai suami tak jumpa barang-barang yang disimpan beliau.. ie. "kita dah simpan screw drebar tu kat dalam stor, entah la kat atas shelf mana satu.."
4. Mengambil muka surat atau bahagian tertentu dari surat khabar dan menyusun surat khabar dengan cara yang amat salah..sampai tidak dijumpa mana-mana seksyen yang hendak dibaca. ie. "bang, sport section tu ayang dah buat bungkus belacan.."
5. Memotong mana-mana bahagian majalah dan juga suratkhabar atau apa- apa bahagian dari mana-mana printed matter sampai berlubang sana sini dan sisuami tak sempat baca/tengok " ie. "eh.. kita suka la news pasal new peti ais tu..kita dah potong simpan ... "
6. Menyuruh suami agar membeli itu dan ini dalam perjalanan balik dari opis, sedangkan nak pergi pasar/supermarket cuma esok sahaja atau baru semalam telah ke pasar. ie. "bang.. semalam kita lupa beli garam,gula beras dan susu budak ... .boleh singgah tak mana mana ..pleaze "
7. Tidak memberi arahan/instruction yang jelas kepada suami bila menyuruh dia membeli sesuatu dan kemudian memarahkan/menyalahkan suami. ie. "saya kata beli susu cair dan gula melaka, apsal awak beli susu pekat dan gula pasir ... kan lain tu"
8. Membuat temujanji dan aktiviti sosial tanpa mendapat persetujuan suami terlebih dahulu ie. "i dah confirm malam Jumaat nih nak dinner kat rumah cik minah, you tak ada program tahlil kat mana mana kan ?? "
9. Mengubah barang, tempat buku atau tools atau apa-apa setting di PC tanpa memberitahu suami. ie. "screensaver u tentang gambar 1500cc harley tu i dah tertukar jadi gambar bunga ros... "
10. Bercakap/bersembang di telefon dengan kawan-kawan sewaktu malam selepas 10 pm bilamana nak beristirehat dan ber... ber... . ie. " pot petpot pet pot pet pot pet pot pet pot .."
11. Menjemput tetamu atau sesiapa sahaja datang kerumah tanpa izin suami. ie. "malam nih i jemput lina dan anum datang dinner rumah sebab hubby dia orang outstation, ok kan kan kan "
12. Berpakaian kusut masai dengan t-shirt terkoyak dan kain batik lusuh dan rambut tak terurus serupa langsuyar dan muka tak bermekap serupa mayat dirumah... tapi cukup segak dan cun bila nak keluar rumah. ie. "..oh baju-baju cantik tu cuma untuk ke kenduri kawin dan dinner jer, kat rumah pakai jeans koyak pun ok kan bang .."
13. Mengambil masa yang cukup lama bila bersiap macam pengantin bila nak keluar kemana-mana dan membuatkan suami tertunggu dan terus tertidur. ie. " sorry la i tak tau baju kurung mana nak pakai la so kena pilih betul betul .."
14. Dengan sengaja atau tidak sengaja terlupa menyuruh maid atau diri sendiri membasuh atau mensterika baju atau seluar yang telah dipilih untuk dipakai dihari berkenaan. ie. " eh baju tu masih berendam dalam besen lagi..nak pakai jugak ke baju basah tu.."
15. Dengan sengaja atau tidak sengaja menyebelahi anak anak bila suami sedang hot dengan budak budak tu.. ie. "..eh biarlah budak budak tu pergi slumber party, bukan nak tinggal rumah kawan dia tu seminggu.."
16. Tidak suka mandi dan bersiap awal pada hari cuti dan hanya bersiap bila nak dekat asar sahaja. ie. ",,nak mandi buat apa awal awal bukan nak pergi jalan jalan mana pun.."
17. Suka melengah lengah kan masa bila nak bersolat berjemaah atau beribadat dengan melencong ke dapur, bilik budak budak atau buat benda benda lain. ie. "..awak solatlah dulu, saya nak abiskan memasak nih.."
18. Mengganggu suami yang sedang tengah tengok tv. ie. "pasukan manchester tu sampai mati tak akan dapatkan kalahkan liverpool, mari tolong saya potong ayam nih.."
19. Asyik bercerita tentang diri sendiri tanpa memberi peluang pada suami untuk bercerita jugak. ie. " u tau tak kat opis tadi, i rasa nak tembak client tu u tau tak.. then lagi, waktu balik tadi nasib baik tak langgar ..then l agi u tak tak ... then today.. then tadi..u tau tak... semalam u nak tau... .bla bla bla bla."
20. Membebel dan berleter tak renti-renti tentang hal-hal yang amat kecil dan di ulang tayang semula tiap tiap hari. ie. " i dah kata jangan kasi budak budak tu handphone, kan sekarang dah ... bill bla bla bla bergayut bla bla bla bla... ini semua salah you "
21. Memfitnah dan menuduh suami tanpa usul periksa. ie. " eh cik abang, awak nih ada affair ke apsal sms beep beep beep tak henti henti nih... betina mana pulak awak nak nih... "
22. Menceritakan hal rumah tangga pada orang lain. ie. "..eee u tau tak hubby i tu... "
23. Dengan sengaja atau tidak, gagal memasak masakan yang suami nak makan. ie. "..apsal u tak cakap tadi kata u nak makan gulai kari dan rojak pasembor... i dah masak gulai asam pedas dan rojak singapore .."
24. Meminjamkan harta-benda suami pada orang lain tanpa kebenaran. ie. "..adik u datang tadi nak pinjam mouse, sebab dia punya dah rosak.."
DAN AKHIR SEKALI
25. Sengaja melengahkan untuk masuk tidur tanpa sebab-sebab yang munasabah. ie. "..you tidurlah dulu, i nak habiskan tengok drama nih dulu then nak kacau tepung siap siap untuk breakfast dan nak masukkan pakain dalam laundry then kemudian nak tanam padi belakang rumah then nak menuai sekali... .."
Kepada semua isteri2 dan bakal isteri tu pandai2 la ambik hati suami, jangan bagi peluang langsung untuk diorang cari alasan...
~Jadilah isteri yang terbaik untuk suami~
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Korang Tolong Fikir Bersama.......
*APABILA ALLAH HILANGKAN MATAHARI DAN TURUNKAN HUJAN,PETIR,KITA MENANGIS MENCARI DIMANA HILANGNYA MATAHARI...RUPA-RUPANYA ALLAH NK HADIAHKAN KITA PELANGI YANG CUKUP INDAH....ITULAH KUASA ILLAHI YANG KITA SENDRI TIDAK TERFIKIR HIKMAHNYA...ALLAHUAKHBAR!!!
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Dengan Kuasa Nya....
Miracles in Japan: Four-Month Old Baby, 70-Year Old Woman Found Alive
Amid the silent corpses a baby cried out - and Japan met its tiniest miracle.
On March 14 soldiers from the Japanese Defense Force were going door-to-door, pulling bodies from homes flattened by the earthquake and tsunami in Ishinomaki City, a coastal town northeast of Senda. More accustomed to the crunching of rubble and the sloshing of mud than to the sound of life, they dismissed the baby's cry as a mistake. Until they heard it again. (See 7 ways to help earthquake and tsunami victims in Japan.)
They made their way to the pile of debris, and carefully removed fragments of wood and slate, shattered glass and rock. And then they saw her: a four-month old baby girl in a pink woolen bear suit.
The tidal wave literally swept the unnamed girl away from her parents' arms when it hit their home on March 11. Since then her parents - both of whom survived the disaster - have taken refuge in their wrecked house, and worried that their little girl was dead. Soldiers managed to reunite the baby with her overjoyed father shortly after the rescue.
"Her discovery has put a new energy into the search," a civil defense official told a local news crew. "We will listen, look and dig with even more diligence after this." Ahead of the baby's rescue, officials reported finding at least 2,000 bodies washed up on the shoreline of Miyagi prefecture. How the child survived drowning - or being crushed by fallen trees and houses - remains a mystery. (See pictures of the calamity of Japan's quake.)
In a nation short on good news, other rescues have buoyed morale, too. In Iwate prefecture, northeastern Japan, the devastating tidal wave swept away an elderly woman along with her entire house - but it couldn't extinguish her will to live.
Rescuers found the 70-year-old alive inside her home on March 15, four days after the black tidal wave wiped out much of the region. Osaka fire department spokesman Yuko Kotani told the Associated Press the woman is now receiving treatment in a local hospital. She is conscious but suffering from hypothermia. (See how to tend to Japan's psychological scars.)
Elsewhere, 60-year old Hiromitsu Shinkawa survived two days at sea by clinging on to his floating rooftop. He was discovered 10 miles off the Japanese coastline. "Several helicopters and ships passed but none of them noticed me," he said after his March 13 rescue. "I thought that was going to be the last day of my life." (viaDaily Mail)
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Friday, March 11, 2011
Tsunami Melanda JEPUN.................


TOKYO – TOKYO (AP) — A powerful tsunami spawned by the largest earthquake in Japan's recorded history slammed the eastern coast Friday, sweeping away boats, cars, homes and people as widespread fires burned out of control. Tsunami warnings blanketed the entire Pacific, as far away as South America, Canada, Alaska and the entire U.S. West Coast.
Authorities said at least 32 people were killed. The magnitude 8.9 offshore quake was followed by at least 19 aftershocks, most of them of more than magnitude 6.0. Dozens of cities and villages along a 1,300-mile (2,100-kilometer) stretch of coastline were shaken by violent tremors that reached as far away as Tokyo, hundreds of miles (kilometers) from the epicenter.
A utility company in northeastern Japan reported a fire in a turbine building of nuclear power plant."The earthquake has caused major damage in broad areas in northern Japan," Prime Minister Naoto Kan said at a news conference.Even for a country used to earthquakes, this one was of horrific proportions. It unleashed a 23-foot (7-meter) tsunami that swept boats, cars, buildings and tons of debris miles inland.Large fishing boats and other sea vessels rode high waves into the cities, slamming against overpasses. Upturned and partially submerged vehicles were seen bobbing in the water.Waves of muddy waters swept over farmland near the city of Sendai, carrying buildings, some on fire, inland as cars attempted to drive away. Sendai airport, north of Tokyo, was inundated with cars, trucks, buses and thick mud deposited over its runways. Fires spread through a section of the city, public broadcaster NHK reported.The tsunami roared over embankments, washing anything in its path inland before reversing directions and carrying the cars, homes and other debris out to sea. Flames shot from some of the houses, probably because of burst gas pipes."Our initial assessment indicates that there has already been enormous damage," Chief government spokesman Yukio Edano said. "We will make maximum relief effort based on that assessment."
He said the Defense Ministry was sending troops to the quake-hit region. A utility aircraft and several helicopters were on the way.A large fire erupted at the Cosmo oil refinery in Ichihara city in Chiba prefecture near Tokyo and was burning out of control with 100-foot (30 meter) -high flames whipping into the sky.In northeastern Japan's Miyagi prefecture, a fire broke out in a turbine building of a nuclear power plant. Smoke was observed coming out of the building, which is separate from the plant's reactor, and the cause is under investigation, said Tohoku Electric Power Co. the company said.There have been no reports of radioactive leaks or injuries, the company said. Several nuclear plants elsewhere along the coast were also partially shut down, with no reports of leakage.Also from Miyagi prefecture, NHK showed footage of a large ship being swept away and ramming directly into a breakwater in Kesennuma city.The U.S. Geological Survey said the 2:46 p.m. quake was a magnitude 8.9, the biggest earthquake to hit Japan since officials began keeping records in the late 1800s.A tsunami warning was extended to a number of Pacific, Southeast Asian and Latin American nations, including Japan, Russia, Indonesia, New Zealand and Chile. In the Philippines, authorities said they expect a 3-foot (1-meter) high tsunami.The quake struck at a depth of six miles (10 kilometers), about 80 miles (125 kilometers) off the eastern coast, the agency said. The area is 240 miles (380 kilometers) northeast of Tokyo.In downtown Tokyo, large buildings shook violently and workers poured into the street for safety. TV footage showed a large building on fire and bellowing smoke in the Odaiba district of Tokyo. The tremor bent the upper tip of the iconic Tokyo Tower, a 333-meter (1,093-foot) steel structure inspired by the Eiffel Tower in Paris.In central Tokyo, trains were stopped and passengers walked along the tracks to platforms. NHK said more than 4 million buildings were without power in Tokyo and its suburbs.Large numbers of people waited at Tokyo's Shinjuku station, the world's busiest train station, for service to resume so they could go home. TV announcers urged workers not to leave their offices to prevent injuries in case of more strong aftershocks.Osamu Akiya, 46, was working in Tokyo at his office in a trading company when the quake hit.It sent bookshelves and computers crashing to the floor, and cracks appeared in the walls."I've been through many earthquakes, but I've never felt anything like this," he said. "I don't know if we'll be able to get home tonight."Footage on NHK from their Sendai office showed employees stumbling around and books and papers crashing from desks. It also showed a glass shelter at a bus stop in Tokyo completely smashed by the quake and a weeping woman nearby being comforted by another woman.Several quakes had hit the same region in recent days, including a 7.3 magnitude one on Wednesday.Hiroshi Sato, a disaster management official in northern Iwate prefecture, said officials were having trouble getting an overall picture of the carnage."We don't even know the extent of damage. Roads were badly damaged and cut off as tsunami washed away debris, cars and many other things," he said.Tokyo's main airport was closed. A large section of the ceiling at the 1-year-old airport at Ibaraki, about 50 miles (80 kilometers) northeast of Tokyo, fell to the floor with a powerful crash.Dozens of fires were reported in northern prefectures of Fukushima, Sendai, Iwate and Ibaraki. Collapsed homes and landslides were also reported in Miyagi.Japan's worst previous quake was in 1923 in Kanto, an 8.3-magnitude temblor that killed 143,000 people, according to USGS. A 7.2-magnitude quake in Kobe city in 1996 killed 6,400 people.Japan lies on the "Ring of Fire" — an arc of earthquake and volcanic zones stretching around the Pacific where about 90 percent of the world's quakes occur, including the one that triggered the Dec. 26, 2004, Indian Ocean tsunami that killed an estimated 230,000 people in 12 nations. A magnitude-8.8 temblor that shook central Chile last February also generated a tsunami and killed 524 people.
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Saturday, March 5, 2011
Baby Ku DeMaM............ermmm!!!!!!
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
RaGaM DuNiA.................














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